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vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

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callmeoutis:

bigeisamazing:

if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet

but won’t call your parents out for the same thing

you fake

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the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell her that i have a girlfriend ok don’t you even dare do this here because you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

aradia0u0megiido:

sylph-o-spooky:

sylph-o-spooky:

so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D

let this die in peace

Someone needs to continue this tradition

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shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

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  • American Horror Story:*massive amounts of gore, death, and mutilation*
  • Me:*smiles and eats chicken nuggets*
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